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reasons why periods suck

homoish:

  • u get horny over fucking everything
  • blood
  • you fucking ruin your panties
  • fuck
  • what the hell
  • people just fucking stop
  • this list is fucking awful

allylish:

shinykaito:

everyone stop what you are doing and watch this vine rIGHT NOW

Does he have sequin shorts on?

(Source: thehomosexuals)

co-rals:

zaphura:

daniel radcliffe looking more like harry potter than when he was harry potter

oh my

co-rals:

zaphura:

daniel radcliffe looking more like harry potter than when he was harry potter

oh my

(Source: imagesoffame)

jeankd:

beautifullyburnedxo:

sailordirtbag:

before you date a girl with a mental illness, remember: saying, “you’re beautiful” won’t balance the chemicals in her brain.

and don’t fucking say, “i’ll be here for you, no matter what,” if you don’t mean it.

don’t think you’re fixing her by saying, “i love you.” because you’re not

This needs more notes.

All of it, but mostly the bolded

(Source: bonycat)

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

brassard: i want 4.95mil a year for my next contract

rangers: not a penny over 3.8

brassard: no 4.95

rangers: fine 5mil

pancakemilkshake:

suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

It’s 2 iPhones connected with a hinge and when you close it both screens smack together and crack.

A #bubblebath is the shit when you’re sore. #tub #gay #lesbiansoig #lesbiansofinstagram #dyke #lesbian #instagay

A #bubblebath is the shit when you’re sore. #tub #gay #lesbiansoig #lesbiansofinstagram #dyke #lesbian #instagay

http://canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit.tumblr.com/post/93120860376/clementinevonradics-koalaprincess-some

clementinevonradics:

koalaprincess:

Some Things You Could Do To Heal Yourself:

Don’t kiss the boy with no bicycle.
Don’t kiss the girl with moon lips.
Don’t kiss wild animals
or hand grenades.
You fuck for the same reasons
lost men drink.
Stop.

Don’t spend another day
mourning…

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom